Butt naked, ugly, but breakast in bed!

I went to a pub once, I hardly remember a thing, but I remember chatting up this fit lad, he was really getting into the conversation so we went back to my place. After this I can’t remember what happened, but we had more booze and I woke up in the morning with a massive hangover. Then, he walks in butt naked and butt ugly with breakfast, it was obviously the booze that made him look sexy.

Submitted by Star Potter

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I wanna take you to a gay bar!

I got really drunk one night, and went to a gay bar, for a laugh. I had no recollection of this, and apparently some girl was chatting me up and I was flirting back! I only know this, because my friend told me. The next mornin I woke up wondering if I had slept with the hot guy I had been checking out earlier, but I had woken up to a butch lesbian!

Submitted by Cindi Telmatic

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What did I do?

I was just hanging out in my dormitory one night when I decided to finish off a bottle of 151 and use Whiskey as a chaser. Well, eventually I passed out and my friends decided to pull a prank on me by getting a pair of girl’s panties and putting them on my head, and then filling a condom with sugar and water to make it look used and placed it in my hand. When I woke up, the next day I had no idea of what had happened.

Submitted by John

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Walking home with dirty pants!

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One night I went out for my boyfriends leaving party at work and there was lots of alcohol, so obviously I got drunk out of my head, and I started laughing at everything. I suddenly needed to fart and I thought it would be funny if I did a loud one in front of everyone. I strained so hard to get it out that I did a poo and I had to walk home, with my boyfriend… and poo in my pants!

Submitted by Taffy Mcembrez

Landlord @ March 13, 2008

Attack of the sheep poo!

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I was very drunk and disorderly and decided to go to a very well known place in Brighton, called Devil’s Dyke. It’s a lovely piece of countryside with a cliff edge. Anyway, there’s a pub there and me and a couple of old friends met up for a drink. Suddenly, I think I tripped over perhaps a rock or stick, but I just rolled down. I woke up in a hospital bed with a cracked head, twigs in my hair and scratches all over me. Worst of all, sheep poo! It was so embarrassing, I had been found in a field full of sheep!

Submitted by Clogemma Welembury

Landlord @ March 10, 2008

Little brother sees all!

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I went out to dinner with a group of friends and then we moved on to a club, where I met a really fine lad. I was so drunk it was unreal. Then one thing lead to another and I woke up in his house the next morning, with nothing on me and his little brother was staring at me. I felt like dying.

Submitted by Kerry

Landlord @ March 8, 2008