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Giving an old dog a bone!

Landlord @ February 28, 2008 # No Comment Yet

One day I had an argument with my boyfriend, so I decided to get pissed at the pub. Anyway, there is the perviest 76 year-old barman who works there, and he has been checking me out since I was about 15! Anyway, one thing lead to another and I had the best sex I’ve ever [...]

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Red-faced chubby chaser!

Landlord @ February 27, 2008 # No Comment Yet

One Friday night at my local, after about 5 pints of John Smiths and two double Southern Comforts, I started to eye up my best mates husband who in the the cold sober light is hideously overweight with a Bobby Charlton combover and breath that would melt lead, but as I was so bladdered he [...]

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We got him!

Landlord @ February 27, 2008 # No Comment Yet

It’d been a while since I’d had a drink, I was feeling pretty lonely and the smell of stale food trapped in my beard was getting to me. So I decided to drink all the alcohol I could lay my hands on, and when I could no longer feel my legs it happened, they came [...]

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Two’s company, three’s a party!

Landlord @ February 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet

I was at a mates party and was very drunk. I had an argument with my then ex-boyfriend, and I went upstairs, followed by his best mate, who comforted me. We ended up having the best sex of my life, then my boyfriend walked in half way through and he joined in. It was the [...]

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Spin spin sugar!

Landlord @ February 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet

At a friends party we all got rather drunk and ended up playing spin the bottle… only we all had to kiss members of both sexes. This meant that I had to kiss a couple of blokes – still, at least it meant we could kiss all the girls there, and watch the girls kiss [...]

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Yo’ dirty mutha humper!

Landlord @ February 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet

A few years ago at my mother’s birthday party, after everyone went home, her and I cleaned up our house, and after we were done we also cleaned up the rest of the remaining alcohol. We both got so drunk it was unreal, and I passed out. I woke up later because I felt someone [...]

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Wet bed fiasco!

Landlord @ February 25, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Well it’s quite embarrassing actually… the other night I went out to the bar with some of my friends and when I got home at 3am I went to bed and woke up the next day with a soaking wet mattress. Yuck.
Submitted by Dave

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Phone call munchies!

Landlord @ February 25, 2008 # No Comment Yet

My boyfriend was out of town so I went out with my girlfriend. We went to a party, got drunk and I met this awesome hot guy. We stayed overnight his house and got up the next day and continued to get drunk. My boyfriend called me to see what I was doing, I went [...]

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Broadneck party foul!

Landlord @ February 24, 2008 # No Comment Yet

This is in tribute to all the Broadneck graduates class of 2001. The word “party foul” is defined as an action or something you do while you are drunk at a party. Well at a certain particular party after graduation I was the party foul. I never recommend drinking a 12 pack of hard lemonade [...]

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Exhibitionists prop up bar!

Landlord @ February 24, 2008 # No Comment Yet

I went out with my mates after college and had a lot to drink. My mates kept pouring more and more drinks down my neck. Anyway there was a really cute guy and he kept looking at me, so I went up to him and asked him there was something wrong with him!! He said [...]

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