4 1/2 years wasted!
When I was young (well 17), I consumed a reasonably large quantity of double Vodkas (although the actual Vodka content is open to debate as they only cost £1 each) and found my self asking a girl out who wasn’t hugely, um, small. I then ended up going out wth her for 4 1/2 years. Oops.
Submitted by Tom
Landlord @ February 23, 2008