Landlord @ February 23, 2008 # No Comment Yet
On an official, er, I mean important trip to Scotland I consumed rather too many glasses of fine malt whisky which left me a little worse for wear. This meant that my aide, er, I mean best friend, Jim, had to assist me to my bedroom. Well, he was so kind and I’m afraid that we ended up in bed togther. Deary me, what would mother say if she ever found out….
Submitted by Charles
Landlord @ February 23, 2008 # No Comment Yet
When I was young (well 17), I consumed a reasonably large quantity of double Vodkas (although the actual Vodka content is open to debate as they only cost £1 each) and found my self asking a girl out who wasn’t hugely, um, small. I then ended up going out wth her for 4 1/2 years. Oops.
Submitted by Tom
Landlord @ February 23, 2008 # No Comment Yet
After a hard days work in the garage I thought I would have a few beers. So I went down my local, still with my overauls on, and had a good session. When I had finished my 6th pint of Spitfire I really needed a dump. So off I went to the toilet, and after sitting down on the throne, I starting doing the business. Once I had finshed wobbling around, and dumping my load, I stood up and put my overauls back on… only to discover that I didnt pull them down all the way. I had shit in the top of them, and it went all over my neck!
Submitted by Tom Riggers
Landlord @ February 22, 2008 # No Comment Yet
After downing in excess of 14 doubles within 45 minutes, I preceded to walk out of our local pub, towards the doom and gloom of the Downstairs (a local club), on the way me and Flack where messing about and found ourselves lying in a hedge, about 10 minutes passed, when a woman walking passed, commented “Huh! The youth of today!”… we laughed until Flack threw up!
Submitted by Loz
Landlord @ February 22, 2008 # No Comment Yet
When I was in Tenerife with my cousin, I cheated on my girlfriend twice. Myself and my cousin met these two girls in our hotel, and we both partnered with one each on the first night, and on the last night, we swapped. It is safe to say I was very, very drunk for most of that week.
Submitted by Dave
Landlord @ February 22, 2008 # No Comment Yet
When out on a girls night one time, I got rather frisky and ended up having sex with two men in the toilets! I’d had 6 tequilas and 3 vodkas previous so I was pretty wasted. After that night, I started getting addicted to having kinky sex and would pick up men randomly in bars. One time I tossed a guy off under the table whilst he was drinking a pint. There was this one time that I tripped over in a crowded bar, and as I got up, I gave a guy the best blow job he’d ever had. I’ve figured I don’t need alcohol to be outrageous!
Submitted by Jess