Landlord @ March 13, 2008 # No Comment Yet
One night I went out for my boyfriends leaving party at work and there was lots of alcohol, so obviously I got drunk out of my head, and I started laughing at everything. I suddenly needed to fart and I thought it would be funny if I did a loud one in front of everyone. I strained so hard to get it out that I did a poo and I had to walk home, with my boyfriend… and poo in my pants!
Submitted by Taffy Mcembrez
Landlord @ March 10, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I was very drunk and disorderly and decided to go to a very well known place in Brighton, called Devil’s Dyke. It’s a lovely piece of countryside with a cliff edge. Anyway, there’s a pub there and me and a couple of old friends met up for a drink. Suddenly, I think I tripped over perhaps a rock or stick, but I just rolled down. I woke up in a hospital bed with a cracked head, twigs in my hair and scratches all over me. Worst of all, sheep poo! It was so embarrassing, I had been found in a field full of sheep!
Submitted by Clogemma Welembury
Landlord @ March 8, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I went out to dinner with a group of friends and then we moved on to a club, where I met a really fine lad. I was so drunk it was unreal. Then one thing lead to another and I woke up in his house the next morning, with nothing on me and his little brother was staring at me. I felt like dying.
Submitted by Kerry
Landlord @ March 5, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I went to a pub once, I hardly remember a thing, but I remember chatting up this fit lad, he was really getting into the conversation so we went back to my place. After this I can’t remember what happened, but we had more booze and I woke up in the morning with a massive hangover. Then, he walks in butt naked and butt ugly with breakfast, it was obviously the booze that made him look sexy.
Submitted by Star Potter
Landlord @ March 4, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I got really drunk one night, and went to a gay bar, for a laugh. I had no recollection of this, and apparently some girl was chatting me up and I was flirting back! I only know this, because my friend told me. The next mornin I woke up wondering if I had slept with the hot guy I had been checking out earlier, but I had woken up to a butch lesbian!
Submitted by Cindi Telmatic
Landlord @ March 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I was just hanging out in my dormitory one night when I decided to finish off a bottle of 151 and use Whiskey as a chaser. Well, eventually I passed out and my friends decided to pull a prank on me by getting a pair of girl’s panties and putting them on my head, and then filling a condom with sugar and water to make it look used and placed it in my hand. When I woke up, the next day I had no idea of what had happened.
Submitted by John
Landlord @ March 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
After having a drunken night, I woke up the next morning with my Business Studies teacher in bed beside me. That’s what changed my life and made me decide to become a lesbian!
Submitted by Niamh
Landlord @ March 1, 2008 # No Comment Yet
It was freshers week at university, and me and my other nine housemates went out to get pissed and try to get to know each other. We went to loads of pubs and clubs, and ended up getting absolutely hammered! The next thing I knew I was on the floor of the ladies toilets and my housemates decided to take me home. On the way back, I was sick everywhere including down my dress! When we got back to our house my housemates ended up taking my clothes off and putting me in the bath trying to get rid of the sick. It’s definately the way to make friends!
Submitted by Jenny Green
Landlord @ March 1, 2008 # No Comment Yet
There was the one time that my boys and I went out on the town to have a few drinks after work. Of course a few drinks became dozens and I started making eyes with the hottie at the end of the bar. So I ask, “Hey what do you say we go back to my house for an after party”. She reluctantly comes along, but I know once I get her home she’s gonna love it. Well, we have a few more drinks and we start to make out, when I reach into her pants and discover a huge penis! But for some reason I don’t get turned off and it ended up being the best sex i’ve ever had.
Submitted by Corey