A whole lot of vomit!
Well about a year ago when I was 14, my friend and I, and a bunch of others, decided to have a party for my friend’s birthday. So we bought Jose and Yagermeister and then we all drank a lot and then by the next half hour or so I was standing up thinking that everytime they said “actually” they were saying my name and they would just be like, “Ashleigh, shut up, sit down and watch TV”. Then one time, instead of telling me to shut up this hot guy picked me up and swung me around telling me to stop flying. Then he dropped me on the fireplace and we drank some more and then I was like… ‘umm I think im going to puke’ – so one of my friends put their hand under my face and said, “Puke on me”. So I did, then they stripped me of all my clothes but my bra and underwear, and put me in a bathtub of water because I couldn’t stand, and they thought I had been poisoned. The hot guy was leaning over talking to me in french with a scottish accent and was saying, “Open your eyes, god damnit, repeat after me un, deux, toi” and then he started to puke and I was like… the french guy is dying, oh my god. Then I sat up almost crying, and he leaned his head back in the tub and kissed my cheek. But when we got up that morning I started my period, but he gave me and hug and left, and I havent seen him since.
Submitted by Ashleigh
Landlord @ March 20, 2008
