Butt naked, ugly, but breakast in bed!
I went to a pub once, I hardly remember a thing, but I remember chatting up this fit lad, he was really getting into the conversation so we went back to my place. After this I can’t remember what happened, but we had more booze and I woke up in the morning with a massive hangover. Then, he walks in butt naked and butt ugly with breakfast, it was obviously the booze that made him look sexy.
Submitted by Star Potter
Landlord @ March 5, 2008
