Is that a roll of coins in your pocket?
There was the one time that my boys and I went out on the town to have a few drinks after work. Of course a few drinks became dozens and I started making eyes with the hottie at the end of the bar. So I ask, “Hey what do you say we go back to my house for an after party”. She reluctantly comes along, but I know once I get her home she’s gonna love it. Well, we have a few more drinks and we start to make out, when I reach into her pants and discover a huge penis! But for some reason I don’t get turned off and it ended up being the best sex i’ve ever had.
Submitted by Corey
Landlord @ March 1, 2008
