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That’s not BBQ sauce!

Landlord @ April 30, 2008 # No Comment Yet

One night I consumed a lot of Irish mist. When I get drunk I become a bit aggressive, so I decided to take my anger out on a dog bin. I angered myself up that much my foot went through it, and I lost my shoe in the bin. To get my shoe back, I [...]

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Crying and naked!

Landlord @ April 27, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Me and one of my friends called Jon were at a bar one night and had about seven shots each. We were so drunk that we decided to streak. So there we were, two guys running down the street totally nude, and we see this car full of chicks. We stop them and start mooning [...]

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Walk of shame!

Landlord @ April 25, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Me and my mate Ed were out at this pub down in Cheltenham and we were trolleyed, both of us. So we decided to ring one of my mates who is a prostitute to see if she new anyone in the area, and she did. So we rang them and got together and as we [...]

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I’m too sexy for my body!

Landlord @ April 22, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Me and my best friend Kelsey were at this party in Alberta, Ponoka, and we were dancing to the “I’m too sexy for my body” song, we were wasted out of our minds. While we were at this party we were started dancing on vehicles and flinging off our clothes and then we started getting [...]

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Stop calling me!

Landlord @ April 20, 2008 # No Comment Yet

After one night on the town (in Edinburgh), I consumed an awful amount of drink and was falling all over the place, as you do. I then found myself in Leith Docks with, from what I can remember, a transexual. For the next couple of weeks I kept getting dirty phone calls from ‘it’ on [...]

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Look how you turned out!

Landlord @ April 18, 2008 # No Comment Yet

I went back to Alberta for a visit and it just happened to be Halloween. That night, I went to a bar. Well, I hadn’t lived there for a year and I ran into some guys that teased me in junior high. Anyway, we were all really drunk and they apologized and commented how I [...]

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Bone-breaking biker!

Landlord @ April 17, 2008 # No Comment Yet

You know the saying, “Life Begins at 40″! Well, I don’t know what it is about being 40-something, but I love it! Seven weeks ago, I was at my favourite pub, I had been drinking my favorite, Goldschlager and the buzz had just kicked in. This fine biker dude comes in wearing those fine chaps [...]

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Fire escape woes!

Landlord @ April 15, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Me and my ‘ex’ bird went out one night with her mate. It was a swingin club and we had what I think was a great evening. Only problem was, in my haste to go home I accidentally pushed my girl and her mate down the fire escape and was too drunk to get them [...]

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A night to remember!

Landlord @ April 7, 2008 # No Comment Yet

I was at a friends party in the summer and my girlfriend of a short time did not go. I drank, well I don’t know exactly, but I brought a 40 of rye with me to the party and I assume it all got drank. Me, one of my friends, who was a girl, and [...]

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Madness of New Year!

Landlord @ April 5, 2008 # No Comment Yet

On New Years Eve, I had a party and got very wasted! I don’t remember exactly how much I had, but my mother told me it somewhere in the neighbourhood of 1/4 gallon of vodka and some Jaegermeister. I’m only about 115 lbs so I was plowed! I woke up, in the morning, to a [...]

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