Balcony blunder!
After consuming three bottles of Buckfast Tonic Wine, I went to the local club Revolution, in Edinburgh. I thought it would be a good idea to shit off the balcony onto the dancefloor below. Next thing I heard, was a thud on the table below and several screams. The bouncers grabbed me and when I woke up I was in hospital with a sore face and a smelly bum.
Submitted by Murray Reid
Landlord @ April 1, 2008
