Fire escape woes!
Me and my ‘ex’ bird went out one night with her mate. It was a swingin club and we had what I think was a great evening. Only problem was, in my haste to go home I accidentally pushed my girl and her mate down the fire escape and was too drunk to get them to hospital. Let’s just say, when they got out of hospital, she wasn’t my girlfriend anymore!
Submitted by Chris P Bacone
Landlord @ April 15, 2008
