Madness of New Year!
On New Years Eve, I had a party and got very wasted! I don’t remember exactly how much I had, but my mother told me it somewhere in the neighbourhood of 1/4 gallon of vodka and some Jaegermeister. I’m only about 115 lbs so I was plowed! I woke up, in the morning, to a very large pile of vomit at the foot of my bed, and my mother telling me she thought I was going to be a stripper, judging by the dancing I was doing. Later that week… a guy I’ve never seen before in my life told me how loud I was screaming in my bedroom, telling everyone to leave me the hell alone… then come back upstairs. Embarassing, I know!
Submitted by Anon
Landlord @ April 5, 2008
