That’s not BBQ sauce!
One night I consumed a lot of Irish mist. When I get drunk I become a bit aggressive, so I decided to take my anger out on a dog bin. I angered myself up that much my foot went through it, and I lost my shoe in the bin. To get my shoe back, I had to open it and put my hand in a pile of shit. I had shit on my hand and thought it was the BBQ sauce I had for dinner earlier that night, and licked it off.
Submitted by Simon Breast
Landlord @ April 30, 2008
