Me and my mate Ed were out at this pub down in Cheltenham and we were trolleyed, both of us. So we decided to ring one of my mates who is a prostitute to see if she new anyone in the area, and she did. So we rang them and got together and as we were so pissed we thought they were fit, so we did them good. In the morning we found out they were mingers, we hadn’t used a condom, and they had left with our clothes on so we had to get back to the flat dressed as women!
Submitted by Hugh Knowlman
Landlord @ April 25, 2008