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Three’s company, four’s awesome!

Landlord @ May 15, 2008 # No Comment Yet

One night, my girlfriend and I decided to get drunk with a girlfriend of hers, and her husband. I had just gotten paid so I didn’t care if I spent a lot of money on alcohol. The dude bought a load too… liquor, mudslide mix, wine coolers and beer. We starting mixing everything like idiots [...]

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Hello Gran!

Landlord @ May 13, 2008 # No Comment Yet

After a cancelled rubgy match, me and a couple of mates began drinking at the respectable time of 1 o’clock, and by 7 o’clock we were all a bit worse for wear. By by 11 o’clock (chucking out time) I was bundled into a car and taken home, where I turned on my television to [...]

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Smoking damages your health!

Landlord @ May 10, 2008 # No Comment Yet

I was at this really cool party with a couple of my friends and my cousin. There were probably 100 people in this 3 room apartment, and definitely enough alcohol to go around. So, after about 4 grey goose citron shooters, and 4 drinks (all containing massive amounts of alcohol) I decided to work my [...]

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Take my number, and bra!

Landlord @ May 7, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Me and my friend Miranda got really drunk and as our friend was driving us home we pulled up to a car of hot guys, took off our shirts and bras, put our phone numbers in the cups and threw it over to them. They called us the next morning… Miranda is now married to [...]

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Car for sale: Has arse print!

Landlord @ May 6, 2008 # No Comment Yet

One night me and a couple buddies were getting sloshed because my friend had just broken it off his two year long relationship. We then went driving around in my car. Soon we found ourselves at a red light with a car full of hotties next to us, so my buddy gave them a full [...]

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Dance for me baby!

Landlord @ May 3, 2008 # No Comment Yet

My friends decided to take me out bar hopping, the last night before I moved out of state. I got so trashed that I went over to this cute guy and started flirting with him. He flirted back, and then I asked him if he wanted me to give him a lap dance. He didn’t [...]

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Lock in!

Landlord @ May 1, 2008 # No Comment Yet

There was this one time when me and my friends went to a bar. We had a lot to drink and couldn’t even leave our seats. We passed out and woke up in the bar… but it was 9:00 AM and the bar was closed. We were stuck in there the whole day. By the [...]

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