Smoking damages your health!
I was at this really cool party with a couple of my friends and my cousin. There were probably 100 people in this 3 room apartment, and definitely enough alcohol to go around. So, after about 4 grey goose citron shooters, and 4 drinks (all containing massive amounts of alcohol) I decided to work my way through the crowd to go smoke a cigarette. As I get into the “smokers” hallway, I’m surprised to see a place on the wall for me to lean against. After about 5 minutes of talking to people I have never met, and will probably never remember, the wall shattered from behind me. It turned out that I was leaning against the window, and it shattered all over the floor! My friends looked at me in shock, and my cousin immediately left, because she didn’t want to get blamed for it, and I was left explaining why the window was in about a million places all over the floor. The guy was cool with it, but I guess the cops weren’t because they showed up about 10 minutes later. I didn’t even notice I had a 3-inch rip in my jeans until my friend pointed it out on the way to the car!
Submitted by Maria
Landlord @ May 10, 2008
