Landlord @ March 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I went out to dinner with a group of friends and then we moved on to a club, where I met a really fine lad. I was so drunk it was unreal. Then one thing lead to another and I woke up in his house the next morning, with nothing on me and his little brother was staring at me. I felt like dying.
Submitted by Kerry
Landlord @ March 23, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I went to a pub once, I hardly remember a thing, but I remember chatting up this fit lad, he was really getting into the conversation so we went back to my place. After this I can’t remember what happened, but we had more booze and I woke up in the morning with a massive hangover. Then, he walks in butt naked and butt ugly with breakfast, it was obviously the booze that made him look sexy.
Submitted by Star Potter
Landlord @ March 20, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Well about a year ago when I was 14, my friend and I, and a bunch of others, decided to have a party for my friend’s birthday. So we bought Jose and Yagermeister and then we all drank a lot and then by the next half hour or so I was standing up thinking that everytime they said “actually” they were saying my name and they would just be like, “Ashleigh, shut up, sit down and watch TV”. Then one time, instead of telling me to shut up this hot guy picked me up and swung me around telling me to stop flying. Then he dropped me on the fireplace and we drank some more and then I was like… ‘umm I think im going to puke’ - so one of my friends put their hand under my face and said, “Puke on me”. So I did, then they stripped me of all my clothes but my bra and underwear, and put me in a bathtub of water because I couldn’t stand, and they thought I had been poisoned. The hot guy was leaning over talking to me in french with a scottish accent and was saying, “Open your eyes, god damnit, repeat after me un, deux, toi” and then he started to puke and I was like… the french guy is dying, oh my god. Then I sat up almost crying, and he leaned his head back in the tub and kissed my cheek. But when we got up that morning I started my period, but he gave me and hug and left, and I havent seen him since.
Submitted by Ashleigh
Landlord @ March 16, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I got really drunk one night, and went to a gay bar, for a laugh. I had no recollection of this, and apparently some girl was chatting me up and I was flirting back! I only know this, because my friend told me. The next morning I woke up wondering if I had slept with the hot guy I had been checking out earlier, but I had woken up to a butch lesbian!
Submitted by Cindi Telmatic
Landlord @ March 13, 2008 # No Comment Yet
One night I went out for my boyfriends leaving party at work and there was lots of alcohol, so obviously I got drunk out of my head, and I started laughing at everything. I suddenly needed to fart and I thought it would be funny if I did a loud one in front of everyone. I strained so hard to get it out that I did a poo and I had to walk home, with my boyfriend… and poo in my pants!
Submitted by Taffy Mcembrez
Landlord @ March 10, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I was very drunk and disorderly and decided to go to a very well known place in Brighton, called Devil’s Dyke. It’s a lovely piece of countryside with a cliff edge. Anyway, there’s a pub there and me and a couple of old friends met up for a drink. Suddenly, I think I tripped over perhaps a rock or stick, but I just rolled down. I woke up in a hospital bed with a cracked head, twigs in my hair and scratches all over me. Worst of all, sheep poo! It was so embarrassing, I had been found in a field full of sheep!
Submitted by Clogemma Welembury
Landlord @ March 8, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I went out to dinner with a group of friends and then we moved on to a club, where I met a really fine lad. I was so drunk it was unreal. Then one thing lead to another and I woke up in his house the next morning, with nothing on me and his little brother was staring at me. I felt like dying.
Submitted by Kerry
Landlord @ March 5, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I went to a pub once, I hardly remember a thing, but I remember chatting up this fit lad, he was really getting into the conversation so we went back to my place. After this I can’t remember what happened, but we had more booze and I woke up in the morning with a massive hangover. Then, he walks in butt naked and butt ugly with breakfast, it was obviously the booze that made him look sexy.
Submitted by Star Potter
Landlord @ March 4, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I got really drunk one night, and went to a gay bar, for a laugh. I had no recollection of this, and apparently some girl was chatting me up and I was flirting back! I only know this, because my friend told me. The next mornin I woke up wondering if I had slept with the hot guy I had been checking out earlier, but I had woken up to a butch lesbian!
Submitted by Cindi Telmatic
Landlord @ March 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I was just hanging out in my dormitory one night when I decided to finish off a bottle of 151 and use Whiskey as a chaser. Well, eventually I passed out and my friends decided to pull a prank on me by getting a pair of girl’s panties and putting them on my head, and then filling a condom with sugar and water to make it look used and placed it in my hand. When I woke up, the next day I had no idea of what had happened.
Submitted by John