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A night to remember!

Landlord @ April 7, 2008 # No Comment Yet

I was at a friends party in the summer and my girlfriend of a short time did not go. I drank, well I don’t know exactly, but I brought a 40 of rye with me to the party and I assume it all got drank. Me, one of my friends, who was a girl, and [...]

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Madness of New Year!

Landlord @ April 5, 2008 # No Comment Yet

On New Years Eve, I had a party and got very wasted! I don’t remember exactly how much I had, but my mother told me it somewhere in the neighbourhood of 1/4 gallon of vodka and some Jaegermeister. I’m only about 115 lbs so I was plowed! I woke up, in the morning, to a [...]

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Balcony blunder!

Landlord @ April 1, 2008 # No Comment Yet

After consuming three bottles of Buckfast Tonic Wine, I went to the local club Revolution, in Edinburgh. I thought it would be a good idea to shit off the balcony onto the dancefloor below. Next thing I heard, was a thud on the table below and several screams. The bouncers grabbed me and when I [...]

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Once you go black…

Landlord @ March 30, 2008 # No Comment Yet

During my first year at college, I was once quite bored, but it was still early in the semester so everyone was having keggers every night. I met up with the guy next door and his friends for a night at the frat. Being that this was my second time being drunk I decided to [...]

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Oh brother, who is she?

Landlord @ March 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet

I went out to dinner with a group of friends and then we moved on to a club, where I met a really fine lad. I was so drunk it was unreal. Then one thing lead to another and I woke up in his house the next morning, with nothing on me and his little [...]

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Waking up with ugly!

Landlord @ March 23, 2008 # No Comment Yet

I went to a pub once, I hardly remember a thing, but I remember chatting up this fit lad, he was really getting into the conversation so we went back to my place. After this I can’t remember what happened, but we had more booze and I woke up in the morning with a massive [...]

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A whole lot of vomit!

Landlord @ March 20, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Well about a year ago when I was 14, my friend and I, and a bunch of others, decided to have a party for my friend’s birthday. So we bought Jose and Yagermeister and then we all drank a lot and then by the next half hour or so I was standing up thinking that [...]

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Who’s that in my bed!?

Landlord @ March 16, 2008 # No Comment Yet

I got really drunk one night, and went to a gay bar, for a laugh. I had no recollection of this, and apparently some girl was chatting me up and I was flirting back! I only know this, because my friend told me. The next morning I woke up wondering if I had slept with [...]

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Walking home with dirty pants!

Landlord @ March 13, 2008 # No Comment Yet

One night I went out for my boyfriends leaving party at work and there was lots of alcohol, so obviously I got drunk out of my head, and I started laughing at everything. I suddenly needed to fart and I thought it would be funny if I did a loud one in front of everyone. [...]

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Attack of the sheep poo!

Landlord @ March 10, 2008 # No Comment Yet

I was very drunk and disorderly and decided to go to a very well known place in Brighton, called Devil’s Dyke. It’s a lovely piece of countryside with a cliff edge. Anyway, there’s a pub there and me and a couple of old friends met up for a drink. Suddenly, I think I tripped over [...]

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