Landlord @ March 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
After having a drunken night, I woke up the next morning with my Business Studies teacher in bed beside me. That’s what changed my life and made me decide to become a lesbian!
Submitted by Niamh
Landlord @ March 1, 2008 # No Comment Yet
It was freshers week at university, and me and my other nine housemates went out to get pissed and try to get to know each other. We went to loads of pubs and clubs, and ended up getting absolutely hammered! The next thing I knew I was on the floor of the ladies toilets and my housemates decided to take me home. On the way back, I was sick everywhere including down my dress! When we got back to our house my housemates ended up taking my clothes off and putting me in the bath trying to get rid of the sick. It’s definately the way to make friends!
Submitted by Jenny Green
Landlord @ March 1, 2008 # No Comment Yet
There was the one time that my boys and I went out on the town to have a few drinks after work. Of course a few drinks became dozens and I started making eyes with the hottie at the end of the bar. So I ask, “Hey what do you say we go back to my house for an after party”. She reluctantly comes along, but I know once I get her home she’s gonna love it. Well, we have a few more drinks and we start to make out, when I reach into her pants and discover a huge penis! But for some reason I don’t get turned off and it ended up being the best sex i’ve ever had.
Submitted by Corey
Landlord @ February 28, 2008 # No Comment Yet
One day I had an argument with my boyfriend, so I decided to get pissed at the pub. Anyway, there is the perviest 76 year-old barman who works there, and he has been checking me out since I was about 15! Anyway, one thing lead to another and I had the best sex I’ve ever had, thinking in the morning it was my boyfriend.
Submitted by Cindy
Landlord @ February 27, 2008 # No Comment Yet
One Friday night at my local, after about 5 pints of John Smiths and two double Southern Comforts, I started to eye up my best mates husband who in the the cold sober light is hideously overweight with a Bobby Charlton combover and breath that would melt lead, but as I was so bladdered he looked like Peter Kay and not Barry Evans. Anyway I found myself following him into the mens toilets, licking my lips and winking like I had a nervous twitch. He seemed surprised but didn’t push me away as I moved in for the kill. Needless to say things got really heated, when the toilet door swung open to reveal his father-in-law, brother-in-law and my father all very open mouthed and very red-faced.
Submitted by Sarah W
Landlord @ February 27, 2008 # No Comment Yet
It’d been a while since I’d had a drink, I was feeling pretty lonely and the smell of stale food trapped in my beard was getting to me. So I decided to drink all the alcohol I could lay my hands on, and when I could no longer feel my legs it happened, they came and found me. I could do nothing other than stumble out of my hidey hole and give myself up to the soldiers. Damn drink, it was all going so well up to then.
Submitted by Saddam H
Landlord @ February 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I was at a mates party and was very drunk. I had an argument with my then ex-boyfriend, and I went upstairs, followed by his best mate, who comforted me. We ended up having the best sex of my life, then my boyfriend walked in half way through and he joined in. It was the best night of my life, a threesome with two blokes!
Submitted by Elizabeth
Landlord @ February 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet
At a friends party we all got rather drunk and ended up playing spin the bottle… only we all had to kiss members of both sexes. This meant that I had to kiss a couple of blokes - still, at least it meant we could kiss all the girls there, and watch the girls kiss each other…
Submitted by Dave C
Landlord @ February 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet
A few years ago at my mother’s birthday party, after everyone went home, her and I cleaned up our house, and after we were done we also cleaned up the rest of the remaining alcohol. We both got so drunk it was unreal, and I passed out. I woke up later because I felt someone touching my crotch area. I woke up to see my mother giving me oral sex. She was too drunk to know who I was, and I was so drunk I let her do it. Yes pretty bad huh? That’s my dirty drunk confession.
Submitted by Josh
Landlord @ February 25, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Well it’s quite embarrassing actually… the other night I went out to the bar with some of my friends and when I got home at 3am I went to bed and woke up the next day with a soaking wet mattress. Yuck.
Submitted by Dave