Landlord @ February 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I was at a mates party and was very drunk. I had an argument with my then ex-boyfriend, and I went upstairs, followed by his best mate, who comforted me. We ended up having the best sex of my life, then my boyfriend walked in half way through and he joined in. It was the [...]
Landlord @ February 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet
At a friends party we all got rather drunk and ended up playing spin the bottle… only we all had to kiss members of both sexes. This meant that I had to kiss a couple of blokes – still, at least it meant we could kiss all the girls there, and watch the girls kiss [...]
Landlord @ February 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet
A few years ago at my mother’s birthday party, after everyone went home, her and I cleaned up our house, and after we were done we also cleaned up the rest of the remaining alcohol. We both got so drunk it was unreal, and I passed out. I woke up later because I felt someone [...]
Landlord @ February 25, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Well it’s quite embarrassing actually… the other night I went out to the bar with some of my friends and when I got home at 3am I went to bed and woke up the next day with a soaking wet mattress. Yuck.
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Landlord @ February 25, 2008 # No Comment Yet
My boyfriend was out of town so I went out with my girlfriend. We went to a party, got drunk and I met this awesome hot guy. We stayed overnight his house and got up the next day and continued to get drunk. My boyfriend called me to see what I was doing, I went [...]
Landlord @ February 24, 2008 # No Comment Yet
This is in tribute to all the Broadneck graduates class of 2001. The word “party foul” is defined as an action or something you do while you are drunk at a party. Well at a certain particular party after graduation I was the party foul. I never recommend drinking a 12 pack of hard lemonade [...]
Landlord @ February 24, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I went out with my mates after college and had a lot to drink. My mates kept pouring more and more drinks down my neck. Anyway there was a really cute guy and he kept looking at me, so I went up to him and asked him there was something wrong with him!! He said [...]
Landlord @ February 23, 2008 # No Comment Yet
On an official, er, I mean important trip to Scotland I consumed rather too many glasses of fine malt whisky which left me a little worse for wear. This meant that my aide, er, I mean best friend, Jim, had to assist me to my bedroom. Well, he was so kind and I’m [...]
Landlord @ February 23, 2008 # No Comment Yet
When I was young (well 17), I consumed a reasonably large quantity of double Vodkas (although the actual Vodka content is open to debate as they only cost £1 each) and found my self asking a girl out who wasn’t hugely, um, small. I then ended up going out wth her for 4 1/2 years. [...]
Landlord @ February 23, 2008 # No Comment Yet
After a hard days work in the garage I thought I would have a few beers. So I went down my local, still with my overauls on, and had a good session. When I had finished my 6th pint of Spitfire I really needed a dump. So off I went to the toilet, and after [...]