Drunk Confessions

I get around, round, round…

Landlord — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 15:22:50 +0000

I am in lust with my wife’s best friend. It is not like I don’t get laid any more because I do. Pretty much when ever I want it. I just want to kinda change it up a little. My wife is Bi or used to be, she is not too sure any more. We had a couple that we played with and it was a lot of fun. I even was going to let her sleep with one of my friends but he got scared. I feel like a weirdo sometimes. My wifes best friend has the hots for her and has told her. She is totaly Bi and married. Her husband has a very little member and does not satisfy her sexually. She has even told my wife once that she would sleep with me if my wife would let her. Boy do i wish i could sleep with her. I am guess I will have to wait until the time is right to make my move on her. It is going to be so sweet!

Submitted by Don Joe

Landlord – Okay, so now we’re simply Sex Confessions.

Where did that mother come from?

Landlord — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 15:18:23 +0000

I am a bisexual and was having a relationship with my neighbor when this happened; I went to their house, pulled his pants and gave him a handjob… he was nearing orgasm when suddenly his mother arrived! Her seeing him naked and my hands on his ding-a-ling made it feel like the world stopped for a moment. I quickly let go and ran off!

Submitted by SB

Landlord – When did this suddenly become Drunk Sex Confessions?

Here’s to self-discovery!

Landlord — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 14:22:59 +0000

I realized that I am bisexual and I told everyone at the bar that. Also, I’m in love with my friend who lives across the country and I hardly talk to him anymore.

Submitted by Shelby

I’ve been rather silly

Landlord — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 14:17:34 +0000

I let some frat guys video me giving multiple blowjobs after drinking Tequila and something else. I swear if I never saw the video, I wouldn’t believe it possible. I have given blowjobs before, but never like this. What can I do if this gets put on the internet?

Submitted by Golan

Landlord – Try asking them nicely not to? If not… pray!

Magic Marker Man!

Landlord — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:29:09 +0000

One night after a hard day of pounding Absolute Club & Cran’s I walked around to my apartments front porch and being such a nice evening (I think) I passed out on my porch glider. When I awoke several hours later I found that my wife and one of her friends had stripped me down to my underwear and decorated my entire body with multi coloured magic marker tattoo’s!

Submitted by Dave Chapman

Three’s company, four’s awesome!

Landlord — Thu, 15 May 2008 12:19:54 +0000

One night, my girlfriend and I decided to get drunk with a girlfriend of hers, and her husband. I had just gotten paid so I didn’t care if I spent a lot of money on alcohol. The dude bought a load too… liquor, mudslide mix, wine coolers and beer. We starting mixing everything like idiots and got slammed, luckily we brought a camera with us. The girls got wild and stripped for us and ended up giving us head while we sat their drinking beer and playing chess. A night to remember.

Submitted by Mark Redmond

Hello Gran!

Landlord — Tue, 13 May 2008 12:18:48 +0000

After a cancelled rubgy match, me and a couple of mates began drinking at the respectable time of 1 o’clock, and by 7 o’clock we were all a bit worse for wear. By by 11 o’clock (chucking out time) I was bundled into a car and taken home, where I turned on my television to reveal a Channel 5 blue movie. Now sexually excited, I began to “beat my meat” and imagine my surprise when I was rudely interupted by my gran who I had been warned would be sleeping in my room. After an embarrasing pause she ran out screaming and fetched my parents, at which point I had to explain my actions, then I passed out! Breakfast the next morning was a surreal experience as you can imagine.

Submitted by Phillip Evans

Smoking damages your health!

Landlord — Sat, 10 May 2008 12:16:34 +0000

I was at this really cool party with a couple of my friends and my cousin. There were probably 100 people in this 3 room apartment, and definitely enough alcohol to go around. So, after about 4 grey goose citron shooters, and 4 drinks (all containing massive amounts of alcohol) I decided to work my way through the crowd to go smoke a cigarette. As I get into the “smokers” hallway, I’m surprised to see a place on the wall for me to lean against. After about 5 minutes of talking to people I have never met, and will probably never remember, the wall shattered from behind me. It turned out that I was leaning against the window, and it shattered all over the floor! My friends looked at me in shock, and my cousin immediately left, because she didn’t want to get blamed for it, and I was left explaining why the window was in about a million places all over the floor. The guy was cool with it, but I guess the cops weren’t because they showed up about 10 minutes later. I didn’t even notice I had a 3-inch rip in my jeans until my friend pointed it out on the way to the car!

Submitted by Maria

Take my number, and bra!

Landlord — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:15:30 +0000

Me and my friend Miranda got really drunk and as our friend was driving us home we pulled up to a car of hot guys, took off our shirts and bras, put our phone numbers in the cups and threw it over to them. They called us the next morning… Miranda is now married to one of them.

Submitted by Z and M

Car for sale: Has arse print!

Landlord — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:09:41 +0000

One night me and a couple buddies were getting sloshed because my friend had just broken it off his two year long relationship. We then went driving around in my car. Soon we found ourselves at a red light with a car full of hotties next to us, so my buddy gave them a full pressed moon on the back window, and left a nasty sweaty ass print on my window. I sold the car a couple weeks later with the ass print still on, he paid extra for that!

Submitted by Cody